Yes, this is for real! Crack up your friends and family with this hilarious gag gift!
Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! 🚽
Inspired by the viral reddit™ confessions post, Original Poop Knife™ will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of logs, can handle the hardwood of butt logs 🍑, the longest of sewer snakes 🐍, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles 🐊, and the fattest heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again 📦, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. 💦* Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter. ⚔️
*dishwasher safe 🍽