Original Poop Knife

Yes, this is for real!


Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! πŸš½

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Inspired by the viral redditβ„’ confessions post, Original Poop Knifeβ„’ will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of logs, can handle the hardwood of butt logs πŸ‘, the longest of sewer snakes 🐍, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles 🐊, and the fattest heaved Havanas.


Never to be mistaken for a box opener again πŸ“¦, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. πŸ’¦* Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter. βš”️

*dishwasher safe 🍽