Yes, this is for real! The first and only Poop Knife to be endorsed by "LearnedButt", the creator of the original and viral Reddit post that has now become internet Folklore.
"I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife"


Inspired by the viral reddit⢠confessions post,Ā Original Poop Knife⢠will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs š, the longest of sewer snakes š, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles š, and the fattest heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again š¦, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. š¦* Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.Ā Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.Ā āļø
*dishwasher safe š½āØ
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