Super Hygienic

I like that it's dishwasher safe. Leaves me with the reassurance that my poop knife won't be damaged by harsh hot water and detergent while the powerful dishwasher jets power my poop particles into my Tupperware containers and the bone China dishes that I'll be using to serve guests at my dinner party this evening. Thanks, poop knife!

Troy

It works as NOT a gag also

Without going into gory detail, this knife has been a real help to someone who has a medical condition that results in fewer, larger bowel movements that tend to plug the toilet. This can actually be used to break that down into smaller, more flushable amounts, which reduces stress for the person who has this condition.

Winifred

Hilarious! 

A while back, I told a friend about an article I read about a guy who was at his friend's house dropping a huge deuce and he asked for the family poop knife but his friends had no idea what he was talking about. Apparently it's a thing for some families, look it up. We laughed our A$$es off. 2 months later I gave this to that same friend as a gag gift and he thought it was hilarious! We laughed so hard I thought I'd pee myself.

ZuluSam