Original Poop Knife

Yes, this is for real!

"I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife"

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Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! 🚽

Inspired by the viral reddit™ confessions post, Original Poop Knife™ will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs 🍑, the longest of sewer snakes 🐍, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles 🐊, and the fattest heaved Havanas.

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Never to be mistaken for a box opener again 📦, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. 💦* Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter. ⚔️

*dishwasher safe 🍽✨

What People are saying

Super Hygienic

I like that it's dishwasher safe. Leaves me with the reassurance that my poop knife won't be damaged by harsh hot water and detergent while the powerful dishwasher jets power my poop particles into my Tupperware containers and the bone China dishes that I'll be using to serve guests at my dinner party this evening. Thanks, poop knife!

Troy

It works as NOT a gag also

Without going into gory detail, this knife has been a real help to someone who has a medical condition that results in fewer, larger bowel movements that tend to plug the toilet. This can actually be used to break that down into smaller, more flushable amounts, which reduces stress for the person who has this condition.

Winifred

Hilarious! 

A while back, I told a friend about an article I read about a guy who was at his friend's house dropping a huge deuce and he asked for the family poop knife but his friends had no idea what he was talking about. Apparently it's a thing for some families, look it up. We laughed our A$$es off. 2 months later I gave this to that same friend as a gag gift and he thought it was hilarious! We laughed so hard I thought I'd pee myself.

ZuluSam

The king of crap cutters! 

This is a truly honest review. Not a gag. Some people have a high output in the poo department. Normally caused by medications or digestion issues. It's embarrassing to plug up toilets away from the comfort of your home. I have had to go buy a friend a plunger after locking up his plumbing because he didn't have one and got picked on for years. So I keep these in my car incase I have to drop a pop bottle away from home. Very easy to clean after a use and is strong enough to chop up the tuffest turd.

Will

Just Buy It

Never knew about the fecal cleaver until I stumbled upon the subreddit. Then, low and behold, my son started clogging the pipes! No more overflows for us! Our dookie dagger is discretely dangling from a hook inside the cabinet. The son has learned how to use and clean it (wicked easy) and I can rest easy knowing our bath mats are safe from sewage.

Benjamin

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