Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! 🚽
💩 Be a samurai of the poo poo platter!
💩 Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family, or daily necessity? You decide.
💩 Metal reinforced silicone is strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe (if you dare)
💩 This will cut poop! Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. Curious about what an Original Poop Knife feels like? Imagine a heavy silicone-covered butter knife.
💩 Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet
💩 Hilarious packaging
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